Monday, June 09, 2008
Life Lessons 6.09.08
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-Do not be alarmed if your pee is bright florescent yellow. First, ask yourself, ‘Self, did I drink a large amount of juice containing vitamin B, say blueberry juice?’ Only if the answer is no should you maybe start to panic.
-Outdoor bridal showers in 90-degree weather are a bad idea.
-Ladies: refrain from telling your coworkers you’re tired, nauseous and your boobs hurt, at least not all in one day. Rumors will circulate rapidly.
-Do not watch movies that require above-average attention skills (i.e. Syriana) when running on low sleep levels.
Comments
Funny you should mention that. I’ve been taking girly vitamins and it’s causing a day-glo, radioactive color to my, um...yeah. So Vitamin B, eh?
btw, congratulations on new auntie-ness!
All good to know. Though rarely do I talk to people about my boobs.